Hi there.

Hi everyone. I'm supposed to introduce myself here, so expect a completely nonsensical mish-mash of jibber-jabber from yours truly.

My name is Sensei Dash. I think most of you know me as that one depressed and self loathing guy who cut himself daily and used to hate missing stuff. Frankly, I don't care about missing stuff anymore. I still consider myself absolutely worthless and useless, but let's not talk about that, ok? Don't want to go making things negative here.

I'll be simple from now on.

Favorite pony and Waifu: Lyra Heartstrings~
Favorite MLP episode: Probably the Equestria Games
Favorite show outside of MLP: Breaking Bad
Favorite games: The Fallout series
Favorite fanfiction: Cupcakes
Actual favorite fanfiction: Fallout Equestria
Favorite books: The Redwall books
Favorite hobby: Rambling on and on about his favorite stuff
Favorite favorite: favorite

And with that, I shall go straight to the Roleplay threads and start some NSFW threads. Not really. I'll probably go straight to da saucy pics.

Boy, I sure do type a lot.