I know I can't be the only one. Every time this comes up, it seems to produce interesting conversation. Feel free to elaborate to whatever extent you please. Pictures are welcome as well, if you so choose.
My brother got his wife a gun and zombie killing bullets for her birthday a couple years ago. Actually, it might have been their anniversary. Doesn't matter. Anyway, if there were a zombie outbreak, I'd definitely go to my brother's house. Well, I'd go to the military building in my city, but my brother's house would be my second choice.
Lives in a pretty open countryside with a small population ✓ Built a big fence around his yard ✓ Would fight to the end for his family ✓ Has two big strong dogs ✓ Owns a plethora of guns and ammo, with which he is skilled ✓ Owns at least one suit of body armor ✓ Has a bunch of useful country stuff (tractor, etc.) ✓ Is a physical therapist who is skilled in helping people with injuries and such ✓ Is pretty physically fit ✓ Owns a bunch of chickens, for whom he built a coop in his yard✓ Wife grows food in a garden in the yard ✓ Knows how to build stuff and just get stuff done in general ✓